Show Me Your Little Cock

Today I brought a measuring tape with me to measure your best piece and it is more than disappointing what I see there! How do you dare to show this thing anywhere? It is absolutely ridiculous what you have there between your legs! Cause nothing! Every women is more masculine than you! Look at my sexy ass! That is a thing you can show. And you little cock looks plain pathetic by comparison. It need to be at least twice as big as it is to impress somebody or other. But you loser fail miserably!